A botfly larva walks into a bar

The barman asks what he can get him. "A shot of whiskey and a piece of rotting meat please". The barman pours the shot, then says "Do you really want a piece of rotting meat?" "Want? I encyst on it!"

I got a botfly as a pet.

I wasn’t sure about it at first, but he’s growing on me.

A trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar...

The botfly maggot turns to the trichinosis larva and says "Hey buddy, I heard you like pork." The trichonosis larva looks the the botfly maggot right in the spiracles and says "Indeed, I encyst upon it."

Source: [bash.org](http://bash.org/?771925)

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