The barman asks what he can get him. "A shot of whiskey and a piece of rotting meat please". The barman pours the shot, then says "Do you really want a piece of rotting meat?" "Want? I encyst on it!"
I got a botfly as a pet.
I wasn’t sure about it at first, but he’s growing on me.
A trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar...
The botfly maggot turns to the trichinosis larva and says "Hey buddy, I heard you like pork." The trichonosis larva looks the the botfly maggot right in the spiracles and says "Indeed, I encyst upon it."