UPJOKE
apartmentrentingcondominiumleasepropertylandladylandownertenanthousehomeownerproprietorrentlesseeownerrenter

Landlords Jokes

Landlords are so stuck up

They act like they own the place.

What do landlords contribute to society?

A great source of protein

A lawyer wanted to buy an apartment for his family, but kept being denied by landlords because he had 8 kids.

People keep telling him to lie about how many kids he has, but being a lawyer, he feels too guilty to lie. One day, however, he decides that enough is enough. He tells his wife to take the 7 younger kids with her and go to the cemetery. He then takes the oldest kid and brings him to visit a new apar...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do therapist and anarchists have in common?

They both want to help landlords get rid of their complexes.

Rather than kill it, my girlfriend told me to catch this spider in our kitchen and take him out.

So I did. I got a big ol' jar and put it over him then slid an index card under and flipped. Apply lid to jar, phase one was complete.

Next step, take him out. I opened the door and went outside. I walked across my lawn to the street where my car was parked. I got in my car with my jar-spide...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.