UPJOKE
wastedumptrashrubbishlandfillsewagegarbagedumpstertrash binlitterrecycledebrisrubbleexcrementwasteland

My street looks like a garbage dump...

...litter ally!

Beans for lunch

During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my wife seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.