Lab Rat Jokes - 7 Hilarious Lab Rat Jokes

Two lab rats are talking…

One says “Are you going to get that vaccine?” The other says “Are you crazy? They haven’t even finished the human trials yet!”

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My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero...

At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now.

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What did one lab rat say to the other?

*"I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack."*

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How many lab rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than 500, but we've exhausted our funding.

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Have you heard about the movement to replace lab rats with lawyers?

The researchers don't get so attached and there are *some* things a rat just won't do.

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Lawyers Vs Lab Rats

3 reasons lawyers should be used instead of lab rats.

1. They multiply more quickly than rats.

2. Lab staff don't become so emotionally involved, and;

3. there are just some things you can't persuade rats to do.

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At the laboratory, what did they name their first experimental subject?

Lab rat Tory

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