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Kiddie Pool Jokes

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call someone’s belly button when you shoot a load into it?

A kiddie pool

I went spearfishing for the first time the other day, it was great...

...the faces of the parents at the kiddie pool were much better though.

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