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My boss said he can fire me just cause.

I said he canโ€™t fire me without just cause.

You know that urge to eat something just cause its there?

Well i lost my job as a gynecologist today.

Q: What is that game, and why are you playing it?

A: Just Cause

My sister has this new guy

Totally bald, sleeps all day, if he's not sleeping he screams at her, she gotta cook his food, he doesn't work, doesn't clean (actually, he mostly just causes a huge mess), doesn't do anything, but she really loves him.

I have no idea what makes people love babies.

I'm not humble

My friends say I'm humble because I never show off

That is just cause I'm not good at anything

Why did the United States invade Panama?

Just cause.

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