Jehovah's Witness Jokes

I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.

He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door.

Jew: "Can I help you?"

Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"

Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."

Witness: "No way?!"

Jew: "Yahweh."

They wander across a farmstead and ask to spend the night.

"I only have room for two, so one of you will have to stay in the barn," says the Farm Owner.

The Hindu immediately volunteers, insisting it's no problem. However, a few minutes later, he knocks on the front door.

"I'm s... read more

Italians don't like ANY witnesses.

You can shut the door on a Jehovah's witness

I've heard that Sicilians really don't like witnesses.

The house owner opens the door. "Good morning, would you like to learn about God today?" The houseowner was a little bored, and slightly curious, so he lets them in. They slowly enter, and sit down on the couch across from the houseowner. After a few seconds of silence, the houseowner asks, "Well?" ... read more

He got mad at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.

...he started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn't answer.

A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door yesterday, so I answered it and asked if he wanted to come in. He said, "Yeah, okay." I said "I'm just making a cup of tea, do you want one?" He said, "Yeah, sure." I said, "I've just made some toast do you want a slice?" He said, "Yeah, why not." We sat down ... read more

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Islam the door in their face

I was just wondering………..if a Jehovah’s Witness dies and goes to heaven and knocks on heaven’s door….. does Saint Peter answer the door or does he hide like the rest of us???

I never let them come inside, no matter how much they beg

More door.

But nobody likes knock-knock jokes

...but no one ever answers.

The door is locked

A CONVERTable

I didn't open any of the doors.

♪Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door♪

One of them said " looking at beautiful women is a sin. So, whenever you see one, always say "Oh Lord! Forgive me".

After sometime one of them said "Oh Lord! Forgive me"

Everyone else said "where?"

The School of Hard Knocks.

I said, "Hey man I didn't even see the accident"

Jehovahs Witnesses: Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior?

Me: Of course! please come in!

[door slams shut and locks, lights dim, PowerPoint presentation begins]]

Me: But first I wanna tell you about a timeshare opportunity!!!

They prefer to not have windows.

[For those that don't get it, their churches, called "Kingdom Halls", frequently are built without windows. The official reason given is to avoid vandalism but the real reason is usually secrecy. Generally if the group builds a church it won't have windows. ... read more

I just tell them "Sorry, I'm Jehovah's Prosecutor and shouldn't be talking with you."

Nobody asks, 'who's there?' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

The Jehovah's Witness asks, would you like to know Jesus?

The Mexican said, I already do. He's next door.

I told them, "I didn't know he was lost."

I know because they told everyone in less than a minute.

...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?

A Catholic priest, a Buddhist monk and a Jehovah's witness, tired of the endless debates, decided to prove amongst themselves which faith was the real one, once and for all.

All three decided on the test:
They must each, one after the other, jump off a tall, steep cliff, and chant the ... read more

I wasn't expecting some sort of spinach inquisition!

One day, a woman's doorbell rang. The weather was very bad. The woman opened the door, and there stood a young girl, a Jehovah's Witness, soaking wet. The woman felt sorry for her, so she asked the young woman into the house for a cup of coffee and to dry off.

The woman wanted to make conver... read more

I haven't seen a jehovah's witness in awhile.

A jehovah's witness knocks on a on a door and a man answers the door.
The jehovah's witness tells the man, "I'm from Jehovah's Witness and I have some stories I would like to share with you.

The man replies, "Sure, come on in. Have a seat on the couch. I just made some coffee would you... read more

That's the last time I go to one dressed as a Jehovah's witness.

It's the Jehovah's witnesses, working from home

She was so dumb, she asked a Jehovah's Witness what they saw.

(If this is offensive to anyone, I'll delete it.)

Paddy says I just got handed a leaflet from a couple of guys, it said be a Jehovah's witness, Mick says what did you tell them?

Paddy replied, I didn't even see the accident, so how can I be a witness?

It's like being a Jehovah's Witness but we don't like to get involved.