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Jedi Council Jokes

Anakin Skywalker walks into a Taco Bell, and is shocked to find his master Yoda behind the counter

He asks what the Jedi master is doing there, to which he replies "Pay well, Jedi council does not. Work two jobs, I must." Fair enough, thinks Anakin. He orders his food, and reaches into his pocket to pay, when Yoda asks, "A beverage, would you like with that?" "Ok," says Anakin, "what do you recom...

Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council?

He gets a seat next to a Windu.

Did you hear what the Jedi council said about Mustafar?

They called it a Sith hole.

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