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Inca Jokes

What kind of lights did the Incas use to get down from Machu Picchu at night?

Incandescent.

The Inca people were one of the few who ever mastered hunting with owls, much like traditional falconry.

Legend says they learned calls to communicate with the intelligent birds, even to the point of planning attack strategies ahead of time.

And that's where we get the term Inca-hoots.

A member of the Inca Indian tribe was captured by the Spanish....

The captain told his interpreter to say this to the Inca Indian , " Tell him if he doesn't tell us where they have hidden all their gold ,that we will burn his feet ".
Through the interpreter the Inca Indian replied " I would rather die than tell you where the gold is "
The captain threatened...

I just learned that Peruvian Owls always hunt in pairs..

It's because they are Inca hoots.

A guy walks into a bar

"Haven't seen you in a while. Did you have a good Halloween?" the bartender asks. "Sure did. My wife and I dressed up as Peruvian Owls," the guy tells the bartender. "We were Inca hoots."

Why did the Aztec owl not know what the other two owls were saying to each other?

They were Inca hoots

Little known fact, the mods of /r/Jokes are all actually Peruvian owls…

I think they're Inca hoots…

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