Big Game Hunter goes to Siberia to hunt Russian Bear
When he arrives on the train station (probably the only one in Siberia) he is greeted by the village hunter/gatherer/provider who has a very mangy, tiny, old dog leashed with a massive iron chain. \-"Right, I'll help you." says the native "Here's what we're going to need: A great big blow horn,...
A family of hunter-gatherers sits down to dinner
The daughter, the youngest member of the family, complains, "There's a hair in my soup!"
"Well," replies her father, the hunter of the household, "technically, it's a rabbit."
A friend of mine, Hunter, came out as Vegan.
He left our friend group after we started calling him gatherer.