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Iron Man Jokes

Co-worker asked me, "If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has super powers, who would be the winners?"

"Your parents when you move out."

Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA...

Avengers... Assemble

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers.

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers. They traveled to a Hydra base surrounded by four barriers.

When they got to the first barrier, Hulk smashed it.

When they got to the second barrier, Tony Stark fired up his Iron Man suit and blasted a hole through it.

When they got to the t...

When YouTube keeps recommending Iron Man videos after you seen Endgame

“Everywhere I go, I see his face”

Iron Man is a very confusing character.

I know he’s a guy but he could’ve been Fe Male.

Why did Iron Man play music at my party?

Because he was RDJ

What is the difference between iron man and aluminium man ?

Iron man stops the bad guys, aluminium man just foils their plans.

Shouldn't Iron man be a woman?

After all he is a Fe-Male.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

If Iron man and Silver surfer...

teamed up they would be Alloys.

People often arguing about which Avenger is the best. Cap, Iron man, Thor...mine is Antman.

I can't help but cheer for an Ant-y hero.

Why does Iron Man always make jokes?

Because he's a light-hearted guy

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

Why can’t Iron man wear Spiderman’s suit?

He’s dead

Iron Man never got along with Aquaman.

He has rust issues

what's it called when Iron Man makes a tire?

A ferrous-wheel

Captain America asks Iron Man "How much did it cost to kill your parents?"

One buck.

What happened to Iron man when he wanted some salt?

He got a divorce form his wife Pepper.

Iron man should have joined the London philharmonic orchestra.

He'd have made a good conductor.

Iron Man is technically a FEmale.

I will downvote myself on the way out....

Heard a rumor that Iron Man is going to be the newest Disney Princess...

...they're always on the lookout for a strong Fe male character.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

I'll see myself out.

Tony Stark gives TED talks for a post-Iron Man living

He has done it many times before, and his 'If you're nothing without it then you shouldn't have it' motto is widely followed by the entire world.

"But I'm nothing without GTA V!" "If you're nothing without GTA V then you shouldn't have it." for example.

One day, the entire world is in ...

He call himself Iron man but his armours are actually made out of Titanium

Ironic

So, Iron Man got his girlfriend pregnant...

...and as she didn't want to have a child, she decided to have an abortion. When Iron Man learned of this he protested, please don't terminate our baby. She scoffed, baby? It is barely even a (Fe)tus.

Everyone wants Spider-Man to be the next Iron Man

But I feel like there will always be a Stark difference

Iron Man stands in front of his magic mirror one morning,

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the ferrous of them all?"

What was Iron Man's rejected hero name?

Fe Male

So Iron Man and Bruce Banner walk into a bar.

They both grab a stool at the bar and start slamming shots. Tony, a notorious alcoholic, maintains his composure.

He turns over to Bruce as he hits more back. He sees Bruce getting tipsy and a bit green.

Tony: "You okay there?"

Hulk: "Hulk smashed!"

What did Iron man say to Captain America on the walkie talkie?

Steve, Roger that?

The other day, Iron Man broke his leg in his unbreakable armour.

So much ironknee

There is one villain Iron Man could never be mad at.

He finds Magneto just too darn attractive.

Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range...

But it wasn't his strong suit

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Iron Man is sexist

The fellas down at Marvel need to create an Iron Woman. She would use her super strength and agility to get even the toughest stains out of my office slacks.

What did Iron Man say when War Machine asked to come with him to the future?

Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes.

If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be?

Stop hitting yourself.

What did people call Iron Man after he started playing "League of Legends?"

The Toxic Avenger.

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