When YouTube keeps recommending Iron Man videos after you seen Endgame

“Everywhere I go, I see his face”

Why did Thor cover Iron Man's back?

Because he is an Asgardian.

Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA...

Avengers... Assemble

Captain America asks Iron Man "How much did it cost to kill your parents?"

One buck.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?

Iron Man stops the bad guys.
Aluminum Man just foils their plans.

Co-worker asked me, "If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has super powers, who would be the winners?"

Your Parents when you move out ;)

Iron Man never got along with Aquaman.

He has rust issues

If you think about it, Iron Man, under all that technology, the fancy clothes and the expensive jewellery...

He is just... Stark naked!

What happened to Iron man when he wanted some salt?

He got a divorce form his wife Pepper.

Tony Stark gives TED talks for a post-Iron Man living

He has done it many times before, and his 'If you're nothing without it then you shouldn't have it' motto is widely followed by the entire world.

"But I'm nothing without GTA V!" "If you're nothing without GTA V then you shouldn't have it." for example.

One day, the entire world is in ...

What's Iron Mans favourite ride at the Carnival?

The Ferrous Wheel.

If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up...

They'd be alloys.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the other is simply a command.



PS: It's a joke, women are awesome.

Heard a rumor that Iron Man is going to be the newest Disney Princess...

...they're always on the lookout for a strong Fe male character.

Why can’t Iron man wear Spiderman’s suit?

He’s dead

Iron man should have joined the London philharmonic orchestra.

He'd have made a good conductor.

He call himself Iron man but his armours are actually made out of Titanium

Ironic

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers.

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers. They traveled to a Hydra base surrounded by four barriers.

When they got to the first barrier, Hulk smashed it.

When they got to the second barrier, Tony Stark fired up his Iron Man suit and blasted a hole through it.

When they got to the t...

Iron Man stands in front of his magic mirror one morning,

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the ferrous of them all?"

So Iron Man and Bruce Banner walk into a bar.

They both grab a stool at the bar and start slamming shots. Tony, a notorious alcoholic, maintains his composure.

He turns over to Bruce as he hits more back. He sees Bruce getting tipsy and a bit green.

Tony: "You okay there?"

Hulk: "Hulk smashed!"

What is Iron Man's least favorite operating system?

ThanOS

What do you get when you cross Iron Man with Spiderman?

Pony Park

What did Iron man say to Captain America on the walkie talkie?

Steve, Roger that?

What do you call a female version of Iron Man?

Fe Male

So, Iron Man got his girlfriend pregnant...

...and as she didn't want to have a child, she decided to have an abortion. When Iron Man learned of this he protested, please don't terminate our baby. She scoffed, baby? It is barely even a (Fe)tus.

Everyone wants Spider-Man to be the next Iron Man

But I feel like there will always be a Stark difference

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What do Iron Man's suit and the small bus have in common?

They both transport Downey jr.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

There is one villain Iron Man could never be mad at.

He finds Magneto just too darn attractive.

Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range...

But it wasn't his strong suit

What does Iron Man become when he falls into water?

Ion man.

The other day, Iron Man broke his leg in his unbreakable armour.

So much ironknee

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Iron Man is sexist

The fellas down at Marvel need to create an Iron Woman. She would use her super strength and agility to get even the toughest stains out of my office slacks.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

I'll see myself out.

What did people call Iron Man after he started playing "League of Legends?"

The Toxic Avenger.

If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be?

Stop hitting yourself.

The Real Iron Man (Chemistry Joke)

My dad and I were talking and figured out who the real Iron Man is.
Ferrous Bueller

What did Iron Man say when War Machine asked to come with him to the future?

Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes.

Ran into Robert Downey Jr. randomly at a club the other day

He was in his Iron Man getup but without the helmet and was dancing with glow sticks by himself. Anytime anyone tried to come up to him, he'd push them away, curse at them, then continue dancing.

He was Stark, raving mad.

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