What does Ironman do before taking a bath.

He gets Stark naked!

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

A female chemistry teacher gets called out as Ironman!

Why not...

She is a Fe-male.

Ironman's girl equivalent would be just regular women

Because they are FeMale

If Ironman and Silver Surfer teamed up

They would be alloys

Thanos, Hulk, and IronMan created a group chat...

..It’s named SnapChat

The difference between ironman and iron woman is....

One is a super hero, the other is a command.

And this type of rubbish joke is why my wife left me and the only comfort I have is reddit....I'm the real joke here.

In the next Marvel movie I hear that Ironman, Captain America and the others will team up to battle Comcast .

It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!

Ironman is technically a woman

Because he’s Fe-male

Dr Strange & Ironman

Not sure if this one has been posted here before. Been lurking around and first time posting!

Dr Strange : Yo mama so fat

Ironman : What does that have to do with Thanos?

Dr Strange : Thanos had to clap

Injured myself during an Ironman marathon the other day

Got up too fast after watching the third film

A scientist friend of mine tried to convince me that Ironman could actually be a woman.

He broke it down for me like this. Fe Male.

Where does Ironman live?

Iron know.

What do you call Ironman's cat?

A Fe-line.

What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

I got fired from my job at a tuna cannery because I came into work dressed as Ironman.

I told them this was who I was now, and they were being Starkist.

What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy?


... To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn't have the same ring.

I just won the local Ironman competition.

41 shirts in thirty minutes!!

Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus

Thor is in Asgard

Ironman died

Captain is now old

Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.

What do you call Ironman?

A (Fe)male.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

So, if Fe = Iron and Male = Man

I’ve been having sex with IronMan all these years.

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