Stallone: I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Vivaldi.
VanDamme: I’ll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys I’m not saying it.
Stallone, Willis and Schwarzenegger are producing and starring in a period drama about the Great Composers.
Stallone, Willis and Schwarzenegger are producing and starring in a period drama about the Great Composers. They all agree that Stallone should play the role of Beethoven, but Willis and Schwarzenegger get into an argument about who should play Chopin. Stallone suggest they toss a coin to de...
I invested all my money in a sylvester stallone action figure
my finances are a little rocky.
Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a restaurant, and Sylvester Stallone is like: "Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I'm all out of ideas at the moment, I'm kind of bored with the standard action flicks."
Chuck says: "Don't you have any ideas?"
"Yeah, this may sound silly, but I was actually thinking about doing a movie on great classical composers"
That's when Arnold trows himself in the conversation and says: "That sounds like a great idea! Sylvester, you can be Mozart, and Chuck can ...
It was going great with my girlfriend until she started putting her Sylvester Stallone dolls in the middle of the bed.
Things have been a little Rocky between us ever since.
Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger
are talking to each other about their long careers as action heroes. Sly says, "You did some okay comedy, but you have the governorship and political success to be proud of."
Arnold says, "You've had so much recognition in Hollywood. I've never been nominated for an Oscar, you have have been ...
Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are reading a script at lunch...
It's for Stallone's new movie *The Composers*, about the descendants of famous European composers joining forces to fight terrorism. Stallone says he'll play Beethoven, "My theme will be ode to joy. But get this: Joy is the name of my shotgun."
"Nice," says Norris. "I'll be Mozart, and I'...
Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster:
The Great Composers! "I wanna be Beethoven," said Stallone. "I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis. "What about you, Arnie?" they asked....
I have decided to pass my time in self-quarantine by streaming Sylvester Stallone movies.
Unfortunately, I'm off to a Rocky start.
whats Sylvester Stallone's favorite ice cream?
Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all hired to do movies about the big three classical music composers. The director gives them the choice on who they play.
Bruce shrugs and says, "I guess I'll be Beethoven".
Stallone thinks for a minute and says, "Eh, I'll be Mozart then."
Everyone then turns to Arnold who looks down with a sigh, "I'll be Bach".
The coroner has released Norm Macdonald's official cause of death
you guessed it, Frank Stallone
Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are discussing what to dress up as for the 80's Action Hero Costume Ball.
"I know", says Stallone, "Lets all go as famous composers. "I'll be Beethoven".
"I'll go as Mozart", says Chuck.
Schwarzenegger gets up and walks swiftly to the door. At the last second, he looks back and says,
"I'll be Bach"
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Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Chuck Norris are sitting in a boat boat...
Arnold puts his finger in the air and states: “7,3km/h windspeed from 33° north-east“. Stallone sticks out his tongue and says: “Exactly 20,87°C“. Chuck Norris opens his trousers and sticks his dick in the water and says: “Exactly 12,609m deep“.
Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Dam, and Arnold Schwarzenegger
So one day, Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Dam, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were sitting together in a bar, kicking back, drinking a few brews, talking about life and talking about the roles they'd played in movies.
As the three men talked, each was surprised to realize that all three of t...
Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are planning a costume party
and the theme is composers. Bruce tells the other stars, "I'll dress up as Mozart". Sylvester responds, "I'd be a great Beethoven". As the two are planning their costumes, Arnold checks the time and notices he's late for an appointment. As he hurries out the door, Bruce and Stallone ask "Hey, Arnol...
What did the critics say about Stallone's superhero movie?
It was DREDDful.
I’d would love to show you my Sylvester Stallone impression
But it’s really Rocky.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Dolph Lundgren were sitting around a a table
when they came up with the idea for a movie series based on the lives of classical musicians. They had all the details nailed down: the plot, the characters, the music, and so on. However, they couldn't decide which one of them was to play each classical composer in the film series. Eventually they ...
TIL of Sylvester Stallone's even manlier brother.
Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Steven Seagal decide to make and star in a movie about famous composers...
Bruce: "Okay guys, let's decide which musicians we'd like to portray"
Seagal: "Well, I guess I'll play Beethoven if you guys think that works"
Stallone: "that seems like a good fit. I think I'll be Mozart."
Willis: "Sounds good so far. I'd like to portray Brahms."
Action hero fancy dress ball...
Arnold Schwarznegger, Sly Stallone & Chuck Norris are invited to a ball where they must all go in fancy dress.
They decide to go as classical composers, so they head to the store to buy their costumes for the ball.
When in the store, Sly says: 'I'll dress as Mozart'
Apparently Sly Stallone is in talks to make Rocky 8.
In this one he’ll fight Arthritis.
Scottish Husband: There was a good film on tv last night, the boxing one with that guy Sylvester...?
Scottish Husband: No it’s not still oan, it was oan last night
So there's this school play...
Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have to put on a play featuring their favorite musical composers. They each toil over who they will play, until the next day they meet.
Stallone goes first.
"I'll be Mozart"
Next up is Chuck Norris.
"I'll be Beet...
Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone were discussing their next Halloween costumes. They wanted to get away from the typical scary characters and do something different.
Bruce: 'how about historical figures? I'll go as Freud.'
Sly: 'ok, sounds good. I'll go as Leonardo Da Vinci.' ...
Some Arnie jokes
My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger.
She'll be back.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.
He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".
A movie production company desperately needs a new idea. They decide to ma...