How do the fallen avengers talk to each other?

Snapchat.

Avengers Endgame Spoiler [Joke, no real spoilers]

Buddy: Yo so I just watched Avengers Endgame, and you know what happened?

Me: Might as well tell me, so many spoilers on social media anyway

Buddy: Well, I was at the theater, and I saw your girl with another dude...

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers.

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers. They traveled to a Hydra base surrounded by four barriers.

When they got to the first barrier, Hulk smashed it.

When they got to the second barrier, Tony Stark fired up his Iron Man suit and blasted a hole through it.

When they got to the t...

Why does the cast of the Avengers not know the full script of the movie yet?

The writers are trying to keep things Loki.

Someone said I look like Thor from The Avengers

They have only seen The End Game

A group of movie producers are working on the next avengers/MCU movie

Producer 1: Does anyone have any ideas for the villain?

Producer 2: Ok, how about a 14 foot tall, flaming eye-ball, with poison swords for arms, who shoots lasers from his feet, and has a pet llama made of diamonds

Head producer: You’re over-thinking this, let’s just keep it low-key

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

Why do the avengers make Black Widow share her location on her phone?

To stop her from Romanoff

The “Avengers: Endgame” trailer had 289 million views in 24 hours.

It would have been 578 million views, but...

The avengers “infinity war” movie was almost 3 hours...

But I felt like it ended in a snap!

Why do the avengers never lie?

If they did, someone would call Cap.

Bro, I just watched avengers endgame, wanna hear a spoiler?

"Okay, tell me I'm not scared."

"I saw your girlfriend with someone else in the theater."

Why were the Avengers sent to Prison?

They forgot to ask the Age of Ultron.

Uncle Ben would never discourage Peter from joining the Avengers.

But his aunt May.

So I finally watched Avengers Endgame last night...

It's about time

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[Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film?

It was his biggest role to date.

What does Mike Tyson say after a good workout with the Avengers?

I'm Thor.

Today, someone told me that, in the next Avengers movie, the Thor Hammer was replaced with a Thor Axe.

My first thought was “What kind of lame weapon is an insect abdomen?”

Why did the Avengers have the best float at the parade?

They had a gigantic Banner!

My wife bought us an avengers puzzle to do together...

I said great. We can put some music on, have a few drinks and assemble the avengers.

My weekend was like the movie “The Avengers”

Loki

I don’t know why everyone thinks Avengers: Endgame is long...

Isn’t it Marvell Studios’ twenty second movie?

My friend told me that avengers endgame is twenty second film in the series.

It sure felt longer than that.

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The Avengers went to go and visit a child in the hospital on Friday.

The lucky kid gets to meet Stan Lee on Saturday.

If you buy something from IKEA you need avengers

Avengers assemble

What'd Thanos do when the avengers made him mad?

He Snapped

Did you see the new Avengers movie?

It was over in a snap

In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos absolutely went crazy.

He snapped.

The hospital that my son is staying at got the Avengers to visit him.

He’s also going to see Stan Lee next week!

I saw avengers endgame today, I want my money back.

The last 20 minutes were blurry as hell.

I wish I can be Iron Man in Avengers:Endgame

Dead.

As it was past Thanos fighting very hard with present Avengers, he was literally fighting for his future.

The battle was actually pretty..... In tense.







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[Spoilers] I finally watched Avengers: Infinity War

It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.

Avengers

The journey isnt watching the movie.
Its getting their before somebody spoils it for you.

The ending of Avengers endgame:

A bunch of names scrolling across the screen.

What STD did Thanos give the Avengers?

Goneorrhea.

Which one of the Avengers would hurt the most if he shrank down in size like Ant-Man?

Thor. Because he would be a little Thor.

[Marvel Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers] If Captain Americas shield is made of Vibranium what is Hawkeye's shield made of?

Quicksilver

The Avengers must love Daft Punk

They were up all night to get Loki

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The Avengers were on a mission to save the Egyptian god of the sun.

Thanos, with the help of the Reality Stone, turned the god into a baby and usurped his powers. As he was about to kill him, in the nick of time, the Avengers showed up.

Diving forward, Captain America managed to snatch away the baby while Thanos was busy with his monologue. Realizing this, T...

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Sex with me is like the latest Avengers movie

There's always a bunch of nice guys who hate the fact that Im the one to split it in half

What do the Avengers call it when they win a fight without the Hulk?

A Banner Day!

(non-spoiler) Why could't Team Avengers sign Steve Rogers?

They didn't have enough cap space.

I really do wish Marvel would re-release The Avengers with Clark Gregg and Samuel L. Jackson swapping roles...

Black Coulson, wontcha come...

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Why can't the Avengers fight Thanos in the dark?

Their Vision's fucking useless.

The avengers walk into a bar

Except vision. He phased.

Did you hear about Avengers: Infinity Wars?

It's said to be Marvel-ous!

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

When Thanos snaps...

Avengers: Oh no, he did it he managed to get rid of half the universe we did not stop him there is no hope. We are in Endgame now.

Karen: ThE VaCCinEs TurNEd My KIdS tO DuSt !!!!!

Tony Stark catching Nick Fury up on the events of Civil War

Tony: So anyway the Avengers broke up and Steve is a fugitive now.

Fury: Wait, are you serious?

Tony: No cap

I dreamed about who dies in the upcoming Avengers movie...

...it was a side kick, Vision.

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The good news is that the X-Men Can now crossover with the avengers

The bad news is we’re gonna need to meet up in person to discuss it because the internet’s fucked

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What is common between Marvel Avengers and Politicians.

Both fight among themselves to stay in business.
Every fucking movie.

Jeff was a prolific name dropper and his mate Jack had had enough.

“Surely you don’t know every person you mention,” he said.

“Sure do,” replied Jeff. “I know them all.”

Wanting proof, Jack wagered Jeff that he could find someone he didn’t know, a bet that Jeff accepted. They jumped on a plane and flew to Marvel Studios.

“OK,” said Jack, ...

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus



Thor is in Asgard

Ironman died

Captain is now old

Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.

What does Thanos and a child with cancer have in common?

All of the avengers show up for their endgame.

Yo mama so fat

The avengers hired her for her ability to be everywhere at once!

Son:Mommy tell me something that would make me both happy and sad at the same time

Mom:The whole Avengers cast is coming to visit you next week

The Avengerth

A guy was walking down the street when he glanced down an alley and saw that it was almost entirely demolished. In the center of the rubble laid a man with all his teeth missing and blood pouring from his mouth.

The bystander ran up to the injured man. "What happened?"

"Well, I wath ...

You are lying in the hospital thinking that you have got a small fever.

Then the full crew of Avengers comes to visit you.

(Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine.

Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.

In the next Marvel movie I hear that Ironman, Captain America and the others will team up to battle Comcast .

It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!

So, in "Infinity War"...

Doctor Strange is in battle with Thanos. He sees all the future scenarios that are possible. He lets Thanos get the infinity gauntlet, allowing the deaths of half the universe. He never tells anyone what exactly he saw. The other Avengers saw this as being an incredibly cruel decision to make.
...

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

I HAVE FOUND A MASSIVE LOOPHOLE IN AVENGERS: ENDGAME

How are HE and BW able to receive the soulstone when a soul must traded for it?

Since you know.... BW is a ginger and all :)

Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA...

Avengers... Assemble

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Impressing a date.

After weeks of trying everything he could think of accountant Frank Lester finally got the beautiful new secretary, Amanda, to agree to go out on a date with him. In an effort to impress the young woman Frank spared no expense: he hired a driver, wore his best suit, and managed to get reservations a...

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