That way if you get robbed you can just shoot your self, Inflicting years of mental trauma on them winning the fight in the long run
Going To The Movies
I told my wife I wanted to watch a movie about a billionaire playboy with a penchant for darkness, inflicting violence and dressing up in masks.
She got excited and asked, "Are we really go to see *50 Shades*?"
I laughed and told her I was talking about *The Lego Batman Movie*.
Military ranks
GENERAL: Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid typhoons, gives policy to God.
COLONEL: Leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a spe...
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