After World War I, the US was granted several island territories in the Pacific Ocean, Hawaii being one of them

They ending up liking it so much that they wanted Samoa

Samoa is in 2 time zones

Some of those people are living in the past

A politician spends 500 million dollars on his own campaign...

And all he gets is American Samoa

One day Godzilla ate the island of Tonga.

Then he said, "That was good. Now I'm ready to have Samoa."

What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?

I want Samoa!

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Food and Country

Yesterday I was so Hungary, I decided to Czech if there was any food.
I was Russian to the fridge, but found only a Turkey full of Greece.
Iran to the store to get some salt, pepper, Chile and Korea-nder, because I was in the mood for some Sweden sour.
I found Iraq of pork chops but there w...

Pacific Islanders are some the greediest people I've met!

Every time I give them something, they always end up wanting Samoa!

Why did the pacific islander go back to mcDonalds?

To get Samoa chips.

Polynesian

Hey, ever heard of the homesick, nymphomaniac Polynesian girl? Yeah, she kept longing for Samoa....

The problem with girl scout cookies:

The problem with girl scout cookies: no matter how many I eat, I always want Samoa.

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