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Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches...

When you can no longer get the straw in the hole, you've had enough.
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What do you call a juice box’s daughter who’s transitioned to a male?

CapriSon.
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Peter Parker and Tony Stark walk into a bar.

Bartender: what can I get for you today?

Tony: I’ll have a margarita, and the kid’s gonna get a Capri-Sun.

Peter: Mr. Stark I’m 21.

Tony:

Peter: I can order my own Capri-Sun.
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I bet Demi Lovato...

Can open a Capri Sun on the first try
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Talking shoes

What did the shoes say to the capri pants?
"What's up britches!"

What did the shoes say to the black underpants?
"Whassup my knickers?"
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