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Capri Jokes

Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches...

When you can no longer get the straw in the hole, you've had enough.

What do you call a juice box’s daughter who’s transitioned to a male?

CapriSon.

Peter Parker and Tony Stark walk into a bar.

Bartender: what can I get for you today?

Tony: I’ll have a margarita, and the kid’s gonna get a Capri-Sun.

Peter: Mr. Stark I’m 21.

Tony:

Peter: I can order my own Capri-Sun.

I bet Demi Lovato...

Can open a Capri Sun on the first try

Talking shoes

What did the shoes say to the capri pants?
"What's up britches!"

What did the shoes say to the black underpants?
"Whassup my knickers?"

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