The West Indies

"My wife's gone to the West Indies."
"No, she went of her own free will."

West Indies

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Struggle is

Watching a match between England and West Indies, on a black and white television. Turn the brightness up and one team disappears, turn it down and the other does.

What's the earliest joke you can remember? Here's mine:

These two:

"My wife went to the West Indies"
"No, she went of her own accord."

"My wife went to the East Indies"
"No, she went by plane."

A Short History Lesson

The old missionaries who arrived in the West Indies were the cannibals first taste of Christianity

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