UPJOKE
beatmatchingturntablismscratchingreggaeelectronicasound carddj controllerdj mixersmartphonetablet computerlaptopmusicbeat jugglingravedeejay

Djs Jokes

Why do good DJs make bad farmers?

Because they only make sick beets

Where do DJs do their research?

Wiki-wiki-wikipedia

They finally did it, Reddit has made impossible for blind people to moderate their sub with the api changes. This is their last statement from r/blind

"H dhei osndhsjbw siso is koqp odjd jsoa JD djs sis ikksbs"

(I am sorry for this horrible joke and I really hope things may work out for you)

What website has the information on all DJs?

The wiki wiki

How many DJs does it take to

How many DJs does it take to
How many DJs does it take to
How many How many How many
How How How How
LIGHT BULB.

Why are DJs so bad at fishing?

They always drop the bass

There's nothing in the Guinness Book about digital DJs.

They don't hold any records.

What do DJs call their puppies?

Subwoofers

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

How do dubstep DJs masturbate?

They wub one out

Whats the top most request DJs in Hong Kong are getting

Clubbed to death

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why do DJs like to pass gas?

*It gives them a chance to put their shit on BLAST!!*



I'm so sorry. I'll show myself out...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Where did you last have sex?

A man calls into a radio station contest to win two tickets to Hawaii. He gets through and the DJs tell him the rules. The DJs are going to ask him a question and then call his wife and ask her the same question. If their answers match then the couple win the tickets. The man acknowledges the rules ...

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Radio Contest

A radio station is doing a contest, if a caller can name a word that isn’t in the dictionary and can use it in a sentence they will win tickets to a concert. People start calling in and naming words but either they’re in the dictionary or the DJs don’t agree with the usage.

Finally someone c...

Radio One has banned its DJs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant.

Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young.

Credit: jayC137

Clumsy vegetarians make the best DJs. They’re always dropping beets.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

On Air Confession

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or serio...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.