What do libertarians and house cats have in common?
They both act like they are independent and self sufficient but in reality are utterly dependent on a system they can neither appreciate nor understand.
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An old woman took her husband to the doctor. The doctor checked the husband's pulse, then told the woman, "I'm sorry, your husband is dead."
The woman was shocked. "I don't believe it. Are you sure? I want to be absolutely sure, are there any other tests you can do?"
The doctor responded, "I'm quite sure, but if you'd like we do have some alternative tests that we can perform."
"YES! I have to be absolutely certain." ...
A garden gnome is busy destroying plants when suddenly a house cat appears.
“What are you?” asks the cat. “I’m a gnome. I steal food from humans. I kill their plants, and I raise a ruckus at night to drive them crazy. I just love mischief! And what, may I ask, are you?” The cat thinks for a moment and says, “I guess i’m a gnome.”
Epitaph for a house cat: "She died as she lived..."
"...chewing on power cords."
Three house pets- a golden retriever, a parakeet, and a cat-- all die and go to heaven...
As with all the good animals, God decides to have a personal discussion with each one to see where they will stay in heaven.
God turns to the golden retriever and says "The Book of Life indicates that you have been a very good boy. But tell me, in your own words, what are your ultimate princi...
Don’t trust cats
I was talking to this cat who insisted he was the biggest house cat in existence.
Turns out he was lion
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