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I asked the carnival worker how the trainer had taught the duck to dance.

He said I don't know, I only turn the hot plate on.

What is the most widely used legal disclaimer in a Mexican restaurant?

"Hot Plate"

An old couple had trouble remembering anything

An old couple, Agnes and Fred, had trouble remembering anything.

During a checkup, the doctor tells the couple they are okay physically but should repeat everything to one another to help them remember things.

One night, Fred offered to make a bowl of ice cream for Agnes while they wer...

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