Hot Dogs Jokes - 23 Hilarious Hot Dogs Jokes

Why do all hot dogs look the same no matter where you see them?

They’re in bred

I can't understand how people are fine with eating hot dogs

I think they're just offal!

Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot ...

What do you call someone who microwaves hot dogs?

Frank Zappa

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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign for the special of the day: hot dogs -- regular, bun length, foot-long and colossal. "Give me two hot dogs," the guy tells the bartender. "How long do you want 'em?" the bartender asks. "Oh," the guy replies, "I thought I'd get to keep them."

What does Winnie the Pooh put on his hot dogs?

Honey mustard

Do you sell hot dogs?

Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

McDonalds was originally going to sell hot dogs...

They just felt like nobody would buy the mcweenie

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What do you HAVE to put on your hot dogs?

Must-ard!

My 7-year-old hit us with that one and seems to be an original.

Hot dogs

Two foreigners arrive in America for the first time, in New York City. They step out into the city and see a hot dog stand. One says to the other "wow - they eat dogs in America? Well I guess we should give it a try". They each get a hot dog and sit down to eat. After a minute of just staring at his...

Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot wolves

They always come in packs

I bought a pet snake. He’s a very picky eater. Only eats burgers, hot dogs, and sloppy joes.

Apparently, my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hon.

The hot dog

So a traveling salesman goes into a fairly grungy diner. The waitress comes over, and she doesn't look too good, either.

Deciding he'd better not take any chances, the guy orders two hamburgers and a hot dog.

The waitress comes over a few minutes later with the hamburgers under her ar...

Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?

Because the sauce ages

What are hot dogs called in the winter?

Chilly dogs.

A pair of Amish girls visiting NYC decide to try hot dogs for the first time

They buy two hot dogs wrapped in foil from a street vendor and sit down on a nearby bench, excited to finally try this modern cuisine.

The first girl opens the foil, blushes with embarrassment, and shyly asks the second girl, "What part of the dog did you get?"

Friends from school are like hot dogs

You have them because they're there, not because you love them

“I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hot dogs to teenagers!”

“You’ve got both your legs, Frank”

“Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.”

-Mitch Hedberg (That 70’s Show)

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Why didn't hitler ever cook hot dogs at a bar-b-que?

He always tends to burn the franks.

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Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins?

Because they're inbred!

Two hot dogs walk into a bar, what does the bar tender say?

Sorry we don't serve food here.

I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot dogs to my fancy pot-luck dinner party.

But, I suppose he could have bratwurst.

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