A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet. Inspector : -What is her height? Husband : -Average, I guess. Inspector : -Slim or healthy?. Husband : -Not slim, but...
A husband went to the sheriffs department to report his wife missing.
A husband went to the sheriffs department to report his wife missing.
Husband: My wife is missing she went shopping yesterday and hasn't come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure a little over five foot tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband:...
Mother nature decides to buy a condo in Miami Beach.
Mother nature decided she would like to be a snowbird and bought a condo in Miami Beach. All of the mythological creatures were invited to her housewarming party.
Father time gave her a beautiful grandfather clock. Jack Frost presented her with a state of art air conditioning system. Th...
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