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Travolta Jokes

How did John Travolta end up in the hospital.?

He slipped in Grease.

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John Travolta was admitted to a hospital with COVID symptoms last Sunday.

It was just a Saturday Night Fever.

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John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19

but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

Why did John Travolta's sawmill keep breaking down?

Pulp Friction

John Travolta and Nicolas Cage walk into a bar...

The barman says, "Why the wrong face?"

So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently...

I guess you could say he fell from Grease.

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The Gunny's Gun (a military joke)...

U.S. Armed Services recruiting efforts are slipping. They've advertised, offered college money, granted large bonuses to new recruits... all to no avail.

So, the Joint Chiefs of Staff all get together one day at a tavern in Washington D.C. to brainstorm a solution. After many hours of back an...

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Two lip-reading deaf guys walk into a pub.

One turns to the other and says (in a mongy deaf voice), "You go find a seat...I'll get the drinks in".
He walks up to the bar and says, "Bartender, could I please have two pints of lager?"
"Certainly," replies the barman, "That'll be £10."
"Ten pounds?" gasps the deaf guy, "That's a...

I have a dishwashing liquid that attacks grease.

Mostly the uninspired cinematography and John Travolta's singing.

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