What pet food does Lightning McQueen normally buy?
Cat Chow
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Where does the Lightning McQueen and Sally have sex?
In a bed-Vroom
Did you hear Lightning McQueen died?
He had a Cadillac arrest.
What did Lightning McQueen say after he crashed?
Kachouch.
Serious question here...
Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?
Cars 3 Prediction.
Mcqueen's driving in the woods. There's no one around and his phone is dead. Out of the corner of his eye, he spots him: Shia LaBus.
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