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Mcqueen Jokes

What pet food does Lightning McQueen normally buy?

Cat Chow

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Where does the Lightning McQueen and Sally have sex?

In a bed-Vroom

Did you hear Lightning McQueen died?

He had a Cadillac arrest.

What did Lightning McQueen say after he crashed?

Kachouch.

Serious question here...

Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

Cars 3 Prediction.

Mcqueen's driving in the woods. There's no one around and his phone is dead. Out of the corner of his eye, he spots him: Shia LaBus.

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