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Why did the homophobic buffalo cry?

It had a bison.

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Dentists are racist and homophobic.

They want to make your teeth white and straight.

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My priest is surprisingly homophobic...

...for a man who spends his nights on his knees, begging for another man to come for a second time.

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I’m not homophobic or anything but...

Gays are a pain in the ass

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My art teacher has been rather homophobic lately...

She wants everything to be straight

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I've never understood why homophobics wore clothes

because clothes come out of the closet and that's gay

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A homophobic guy walks into a bar and immediately orders 3 double shots of whiskey.

Bartender: "Wow, that's a hefty order."
Guy: "Yeah, I just got terrible news that my brother has turned gay..."
Bartender gives the guy his 3 shots and leaves him alone.

-Next day-
The same guy enters the bar and again, orders the same drinks.
Bartender: "Still not over ...

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What is a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet!

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Why do people in the Middle-East tend to be homophobic?

They have had bad experiences with mandates.

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I'm not homophobic or anything...

But I think one of my dad's might be gay

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I feel sorry for homophobic people

Imagine being scared of your own home

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As a homophobic, racist paedophile I can safely say...

Nothing.

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I'm so homophobic,

I eat my hotdogs sideways.

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A black Christian man and a white Jewish man walk into a bar...

"That's racist!"

Okay, so a Christian man and a Jewish man walk into a bar...

"That's religionist!"

Okay, so two men walk into a bar...

"That's sexist!"

Okay, so a man and a woman walk into a bar...

"That's homophobic!"

Okay, so two people walk into a...

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I'm homophobic the same way in arachnophobic..

I don't hate spiders or homosexuals but id still scream if I seen one in the bath.

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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

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I know how to defeat Thanos

We need to pull up his homophobic tweets from 2009.

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I'm homophobic.

That's why I'll never own a home.

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Whenever I see a man wearing a skirt, I run away.

It’s not that I’m homophobic, I’m just afraid he’ll start to play the bagpipes.

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I think I might be homophobic..

... every time my boyfriend cums on my back, it just slides right off!

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Define Homophobic

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against homophones and homonyms

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I used to think I was homophobic.

It turns out that I was just afraid of monsters in the closet.

homophobic strawberry

A strawberry walks up to his friend the eggplant and asks him what he thinks of the tomato. The eggplant answers "I don't know, he seems like an alright guy. Why? What do you think of him?" The strawberry answers "I don't know, man. He seems like kind of a fruit".

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When I came out to my dad, he was surprisingly supportive!

He's not homophobic or anything, it's just the closest he's ever come to child support.

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Have you heard about that new movie, "The Homophobic Preacher"?

Hasn't come out yet.

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I hate disappointing people in general. So instead of telling my boss I’m gonna quit...

I’ve been tweeting homophobic and racist epithets for 8 months now, but sadly I’m still here.

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What do you call a homophobic hobo?

Homoless

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So a vegan crossfitter and a homophobic priest simultaneously walk in to a bar..

Then they both went to the hospital for head wounds.

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America has never been a homophobic nation..

He grew up with 4 fathers.

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In the South, we value diversity.

We want you to feel included, whether you're homophobic, Islamophobic, or just a racist.

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Trump and Pence are so homophobic ...

... they couldn't get a mandate.

HAHAHA! A lot of people are going to die in the next 4 years.

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A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar

The bartender says, "What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"

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What starts with G, ends with Y, and is something you really wouldn't want your son to be?

Grumpy, you homophobic fucks.

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How many homophobic people does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, they are scared off change even if it makes the world a bit brighter.

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What is the sound of a homophobic magician?

"POOF!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because he's homophobic.

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