Misogynistic Jokes - 16 Hilarious Misogynistic Jokes

Java is the most misogynistic programming language in existence

It thinks women are objects

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If I had a dollar for every misogynistic joke I made

I'd have 77 cents

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Is America becoming more misogynistic?

Presenter: "Let's ask this bitch".

What do you call a boy band made up of misogynistic men?

Despise girls

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The Turks invented sex

and then the Greeks improved it by removing the sheep and adding lubrication.

The Romans perfected it by discovering that you could have it with women too, then the French ruined it by adding misogynistic condescension, and the British made it worse by adding shame; after that, the Americ...

A woman called me misogynistic

I said no because she's a woman and her opinion doesn't matter anyway.

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I heard Dave Grohl is making a new misogynistic otaku themed band

They're called the Wai-Foo Fighters

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It’s really misogynistic and hurtful to call women bitches, because bitches are female dogs and...

Dogs are loyal

I pretty sure I just came up with this an original joke ...

A man venting to a couple who he is friends with at their local hangout about his wife, "She called me a misogynistic pig."
The couple who is listening, both look at each other before the female asks, "and how do you feel about what she said?"
He thinks about for a moment and says, "Ehh, she ...

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Who is the most misogynistic Super Smash Brothers character?

Inceleroar.

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I figured out my iPhone is woke.

It can spell “misogynistic.”

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Don't you hate it when...

The inferior sex accuses you of being misogynistic?

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A blonde goes to a ventriloquist show

The guy is doing his act and at some point starts with jokes about blondes. Infuriated the blonde gets up and shouts: "It's because of shows like this that people don't take blondes seriously! You should be ashamed of yourself for putting down all the blondes... nay, all the women, with your misogyn...

Which Donald Trump quote is both racist and misogynistic at the same time?

No Juan has more respect for women than I do.

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I finally left my job

I couldn't stand working for my dumb, micromanaging and misogynistic boss.

The last thing he said to me really pushed me over the edge. What did he say, you ask?

"You're fired!"

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Millions of children are being inspired by seeing their first presidential election.

If a misogynistic con artist and a lying criminal can run for president, then so can that kid eating dirt on the playground.

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