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Chauvinistic Jokes

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TIL why some men wish to be chauvinistic pigs.

Apparently, male pigs have a 30 minute orgasm.

What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?

A woman that won't do what she's told.

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An Asian woman on a plane sees her Asian seat-mate reading a book on Asian Stereotypes.

A little offended, yet equally curious, she asks her seat-mate "What does the book say?"

Her seat mate says: "According to this book, Filipino women are beautiful, Japanese women are smart, and Vietnamese women are faithful".

Taken aback by the slightly chauvinistic and stereotypical n...

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A woman in r/relationships

has a chauvinistic boyfriend who is constantly joking with her about how her place is in the kitchen, having his dinner ready, and things of that nature. She asks the community for any suggestions on some witty come backs to her boyfriend's demeaning humor.

The top responder replied, "you bet...

Marital Problems (possible oc?)

Dave got in a fight with his wife and took off for the night. He calls up his friend Steve who offers Dave his couch. While they're watching the gave and having a beer Steve asks Dave what happened.

Dave: I've got no idea. One minute we're talking about the dishwasher, the next she's calling ...

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