What do you call a blind antisemite?

A Not See

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An antisemite owns a DVD shop.

A Jewish person enters the shop, and the owner tells him he won't serve Jewish people.

Going out of the shop, the Jewish person encounters another Jewish person, about to enter the shop.

"What are you doing, friend?"

"I am about to get some Pixar movie."

"I am afraid you ...

A white supremacist, racist, and antisemite walk into a bar

Oh wait, that's the White House

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Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper

One of them notices that the other's paper is from a really antisemite organization and basically a pure antisemitic propaganda

"What the hell are you reading? Why don't you read our jewish papers?"

"You see Chaim" the other man says calmly "When I read our newspapers all I see are pog...

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Israel has started it's own space program.

The kosher rocket was launched with the brave astronauts onboard. With the groundbreaking tech, they flew extremely fast, passing planets, stars, occasionally some nebulae... They got so far in fact that they reached antimatter masses, but they kept flying. Then, they spotted an antiplanet. 'Let's l...

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