El Paso Jokes

The Walmart that got turned into a Target.

when he looks out the window and notices his horse has been stolen. He turns around and shouts out to the rest of bar, "Alright, looks like one of you mangey dogs done stole my horse. Now, I'm going to go take a leak. And when I get back, my horse better be back outside... or else I'm going to have ... read more

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas Edition".

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas then drive a circuit to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Brownsville, Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, Amarillo, Abilen... read more

The driver shows the guard his license, visa, and passport, but is clearly nervous and is sweating bullets. Jim pops the trunk open to reveal four large bags. He opens them, only to reveal that each and everyone of them is filled with dirt.



One week later, Jim stops the same driver. O... read more

An old trucker rolls in to a truck stop in El paso. He finds the manager of the restaurant there and tells him "Here's a hundred dollar bill. I want the ugliest woman you can find to serve me a burnt bologna sandwich."

The manager says "Sir, for a hundred bucks we'll serve you the finest stea... read more