High Pressure Jokes

She doesn’t really feel nerves anymore.

He tells the plumber on the phone: "I just dont want a high pressure sale, just tell me what's wrong and give it to me straight!"

The plumber responds with: "yes sir, don't worry, this is a no pressure sale"

The job is full of high pressure.

She sells sea shells down by the sea floor.

I hear it's a pretty high pressure job.

Every day he would wake up, release the pressure, and his wife would say in disgust "one of these days, you're going to fart your guts out". So one Thanksgiving, the wife got up early to start fixing the feast for the day. As she was removing the giblets from the turkey, she had an idea. Sneaking... read more

When it arrived, he noticed a dirty spot and tried to rub it off with a damp paper towel.

Suddenly, a scruffy glowing teenager appeared and said "Hey man, thanks for freeing me from this lamp. In return, I will grant you three wishes!"

The man was stunned. "You're a genie?"

"Yea... read more