Why do detectives look to a Will when searching for murder suspects?

Because a Will is a dead giveaway.

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When I pass gas and people look to me as if I was the culprit,

I blame the asshole behind me.

Why do people look to Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen to teach them how to make good blunts and joints?

Because they're good roll models.

I always look to the positives in life.

For example, sure I may have been rejected from the girl of my dreams, but at least I'm another day closer to my death.

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