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Numerals Jokes

Just woke up from a dream about Roman numerals 5, 4, 1, and 500.

It was VIVID.

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

I M LIVID

Who is in favour of bringing Roman numerals back into use?

I for one.

My dad recently told me a joke that was based on Ancient Roman Numerals.

I for one thought it very funny.

My daughter has a math test on Roman numerals.

I told her I hope she gets a "C".

I struggle with Roman numerals...

Until I get to 159.
Then it just CLIX

The Government are looking to stop doing Roman numerals on clocks!

Not on my watch

After learning about Roman Numerals, no wonder they had so many orgies:

...the sixty-nine position took 4 people!

I heard people are trying to ban roman numerals.

Not on my watch.

Pirate Ship Captain: Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?

Crew: I I captain.

Roman numerals, ey...

What are they good IV?

My sons teacher called me today to tell me he'd hit a classmate with a set of Roman numerals.

That's not what I meant when I told him he should give bullies the old one-two.

HIV is roman numerals for high five

Pass it on

My friend told me she doesn't like Roman Numerals because you can't make puns from them.

I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.

Why was algebra so easy before Arabic numerals?

Because X was always 10.

I asked these people how to write 509 in Roman numerals but they won't tell me

What a bunch of DIX

I, for one, like Roman numerals,

Or the number of days it's been since someone has reposted this joke.

Roman Numerals are very interesting... [LONG JOKE]

You turn on the radio one morning to find another one of those Rap songs where every 4th word is a swear. Naturally the Radio bleeps it out, but you realize that it sounds familiar. You realize that the rappers are speaking in Morse code.

Your eyes widen as you swerve over onto the shoulder ...

How are women like converting Roman numerals?

My X always turns into a 10.

A lot of people find Roman numerals to be confusing, but I for one

V for 5, X for 10, L for 50...

Some guy just tried to tell me i can't be 443 years old and i don't undertand roman numerals

i'm LIVID

My History teacher got so angry that I couldn't translate the sequence 50,1,5,1,500 into Roman Numerals

You could almost say he was Livid.

Why is there so much hate around Roman Numeral Jokes?

I, for one, like Roman numerals

Yo mamma is so old…

…that her social security number is written with Roman numerals.

We all know that Barney the Dinosaur is a LOVABLE PURPLE DINOSAUR.

In ancient Rome, there was no letter U, so they used a V instead, making Barney a LOVABLE PVRPLE DINOSAVR.

Now eliminate all the letters that are not Roman numerals. We are left with LVL VL DIV.

Next, let's refresh your brain. I=1, V=5, L=50, D=500.

When we add it all up, we get...

There are eleven types of people in the world

Those who understand Roman numerals, and those who don't.

I've never been very good with mental math. At times its like the numbers move around and disappear into the distance.

I'm not unique, many people struggle with roamin' numerals.

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