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An arab was wrongfully taken into custody at the airport..

After feeling humiliated by the incident he decided to hire a lawyer to sue the TSA

The lawyer tells him “I’m sorry this happened to you. Ever since 9/11, your people have been forced to live in fear. This needs to stop! Now tell me exactly what happened?”

The arab goes on to explain h...

I've heard rumors acid is dangerous.

Pretty sure they are baseless though.

Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a hermit

How dare he make such baseless accusations.

My Mom said to stop drinking soda because it has acid in it.

I replied," Stop making such baseless accusations".

Another blonde joke: So this blonde (let's call her Staci) is driving along the highway...

She sees a blonde woman in the middle of freshly ploughed farmer's field, sitting in a row boat, rowing like crazy.

Staci is livid! She pulls over and races over to the fence to give the woman an earfull.

"You stupid, moronic cow! Can't you see you're perpetuating a baseless stereotype...

Did you hear about the guy who is accused of attacking people with acid?

I think that these accusations are baseless.

Why is a White House press statement like sulfuric acid?

They're both baseless and corrosive.

Looking at the victims body,

Looking at the victim’s body, the cops concluded that they died from ingesting hydrofluoric acid, but it was a baseless accusation.

Why did the judge dismiss the case of the pizza being delivered without the crust?

Because it was a baseless accusation

Chemistry Joke!

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

My Chemistry Professor told me that Hydrofluoric acid and Hydrochloric acid are the perfect buffer system.

Her accusations are baseless.

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