Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a hermit

How dare he make such baseless accusations.

What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

(Long) Did you hit your wife?

So I have heard you hit your wife, is that true?

**Before I marry her she was hungery and poor all the time. She now livea a much better life**

I was asking if you hit her.

**The whole community acknowdges the improvement of our household**

I didn’t ask that, I was asking...

My Mom said to stop drinking soda because it has acid in it.

I replied," Stop making such baseless accusations".

Another blonde joke: So this blonde (let's call her Staci) is driving along the highway...

She sees a blonde woman in the middle of freshly ploughed farmer's field, sitting in a row boat, rowing like crazy.

Staci is livid! She pulls over and races over to the fence to give the woman an earfull.

"You stupid, moronic cow! Can't you see you're perpetuating a baseless stereotype...

Did you hear about the guy who is accused of attacking people with acid?

I think that these accusations are baseless.

Why is a White House press statement like sulfuric acid?

They're both baseless and corrosive.

Why did the judge dismiss the case of the pizza being delivered without the crust?

Because it was a baseless accusation

Chemistry Joke!

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

My Chemistry Professor told me that Hydrofluoric acid and Hydrochloric acid are the perfect buffer system.

Her accusations are baseless.

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