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Latina Jokes

I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my Latina mother in law

Who lives at 324 3rd st. Los Angeles. She gets off at 6

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What’s a promiscuous Latina’s favorite snack?

Papi cock

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Three attractive women are on a plane together: an Scottish woman named Nessa, a Latina named Rosita, and a black woman named Ladonna.

The plane is flying over the ocean when it suddenly crashes and falls into the ocean. The three women climb onto a floatation device.

Nessa takes off her clothes and puts on a green bikini from her carry-on bag. "I'm wearing my green bikini because it contrasts with the red of my hair, and we...

Why are there so many Latina's in Illinois?

Because that's where the Chica go.

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What do you call a Latina woman with three boobs?

Tres leches.

If Tinkerbell had a Latina sister, what would her name be?

Taco Bell.

Why are latina women so much fun in bed?

Because doing something that's illegal is always way more fun.

My sense of humor is like a Latina woman.

Some days it's low brow, and some days it's high brow.

What do you call a dancing Latina with a yeast infection?

Macarena and cheese

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

I went to a concert hosted by the Dyslexics Support Group.

Queef Latina was the headliner and they put on a hell of a show.

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Bernie Sanders goes to a union brothel

Bernie Sanders decides he wants to seek out a prostitute in a brothel, but not just any brothel will do. As a true champion of the working class he will only give his patronage to a true union institution.

He walks into the first brothel and he asks the owner, "if I were to pay $100, how much...

What's the difference between a female American rapper and a South American woman who makes funny noises on bed?

One is Queen Latifah the other is Queef Latina

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Best porn star name

Queef Latina

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