Did you hear that Uri Geller planned to elevate the whole of London in what was to be the most expensive illusion ever performed?
He couldn't raise the capital.
A rabbi is hiring an assistant...
Rabbi Hoffman is hiring an assistant, and he’s interviewing a young man named Uri for the job.
The rabbi read through Uri’s resume. He had extensive community service, excellent grades, and had never missed service.
“This all looks very good, young man. I’m going to need help cleaning...
What do you call a country populated by people with weak bladders?
A uri-nation.
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