Uri said:" I want people to put something that is broken or they want mended on top of the TV and with my mind power, I shall fix it". The guy unzipped his trousers and flops his dick on top of the TV. Wife said:" honey, he's trying to fix things, not raise the dead".
A rabbi is hiring an assistant...
Rabbi Hoffman is hiring an assistant, and he’s interviewing a young man named Uri for the job.
The rabbi read through Uri’s resume. He had extensive community service, excellent grades, and had never missed service.
“This all looks very good, young man. I’m going to need help cleaning...
What do you call a country populated by people with weak bladders?