Why does killing people in GTA make me happy?

It’s the only time I’m ever wanted

What’s the difference between a cow and GTA V?

You can’t milk a cow for 7 years

It you ever feel lonely, you can go on GTA and commit a crime.

So that way you're still wanted.

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My son wanted me to buy him GTA

When I got to the store, I couldn't remember the title. So I told the guy "it's the game where the black guy drives cars round drunk, and shags loads of women"

He gave me a copy of tiger woods PGA golf

The GTA Remastered Trilogy is so immersive

I actually felt robbed

A memer, an antivegan activist, a teenager, a GTA Online player, a LoL player, an anti-China activist, and a Redditor walk into a bar.

The bartender says upon their entry, “Happy Cake Day, Elson!”

R* doesnt need to make gta 6

We are living it

The stereotype of gta players using hookers to heal and shooting them to get money back is ridiculous

You’re supposed to just call an ambulance and shot the driver, it’s much more efficient!

Rockstar Just Annouced A GTA Spinoff About Breaking And Entering

Its called GTFO

New Heist in GTA 5

Brought to you by Washington DC

What are the similarities between playing GTA and being jewish?

You get chased after just one star

If the cops were asked to rate a GTA game...

They'd give it 5 stars.

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

The people of Baltimore played GTA yesterday...

Tonight they will see the National Guard play Call of Duty.

Big GTA 5 bug

A cop killed my white character in GTA 5. Anyone else experiencing this bug?

„Wow a PS10! What games do you got?“

„GTA 5, The Witcher 3, Destiny 2 and Minecraft“

When I grow up and have kids in a couple of decades. I won't be worried when the day comes they ask for for the newest released M rated game. I'm confident I won't even need to play its unsuitable.

I mean I've played GTA 5 before.

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So a prostitute offered me to do anything for 500 bucks..

I asked her to complete the remote helicopter mission in the GTA Vice City

There's a new keyboard shortcut in GTA V which if you press it will cause your character to kill minorities.


Tony Stark gives TED talks for a post-Iron Man living

He has done it many times before, and his 'If you're nothing without it then you shouldn't have it' motto is widely followed by the entire world.

"But I'm nothing without GTA V!" "If you're nothing without GTA V then you shouldn't have it." for example.

One day, the entire world is in ...

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I'm so crap at gaming...

when I play GTA, I get arrested for jaywalking

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