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Erotica Jokes

My publisher didn’t like my Erotica...

He said the plot was full of gaping holes

what do erotica writers and twitter trolls have in common?

They both write stuff just to get a rise out of people.

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At last, someone's written a book about herb erotica...

It's about fucking thyme

I decided to try writing some erotica. At first it was really easy.

And then it got hard.

Erotica and then some

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
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What’s the difference between erotica and perversion?

Erotica is when you do it with a feather. Perversion is when you do it with a chicken.

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Little Timmy was hanging with his 90 years old Grandpa

**Timmy :** Grandpa, What are you reading .. ???

**Grandpa** : History, My son.

**Timmy** : Why are you lying grandpa, you are reading an Erotica of sex positions.

**Grandpa** : Isn't that history for me motherfucker ?

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