A man sits at the bar drinking and looking upset.

The bartender asks him what's wrong. The man looks up and says

"I lost it all playing the ponies. A million dollars. I had it and I lost it all."

The bartender is taken aback. "If you don't mind me prying, a million dollars is a lot of money. How'd you end up losing it?"

The ...

I've Noticed Bernie Sanders is Wearing a Ballcap Now at his Rallies.

If he wants to invigorate his base shouldn't he be wearing a trilby?

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