Guy in street handing out fake moustaches

Me:How many am i allowed?

Guy:Just one.

Me:We'll see

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something they can change.

What's one moustache plus twenty moustaches?

A hell of a disguise.

Came up by my 6 year old daughter and wife.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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