Ewoks aren’t meant outside

They are Endor pets

How did those little Ewoks quickly make all those huge traps that killed so many stormtroopers and AT-STs?

Gather some bubs

Yell enough yubs

You'll see stormtroooper deaths numbering in the dubs.

Why don't Ewoks yell inside?

Because they use their Endor voices!

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Do Ewoks shit in the woods?

No, they have Endor plumbing

Why doesn't Darth Vader like to eat Ewoks?

He thinks they're a little Chewie.

How many woks would an ewok wash if ewoks could wash woks?

All of them,till the Endor time!

Why dont Ewoks ever get in trouble for yelling?

Because they use their Endor voice!

What did the teacher tell the Ewoks who were talking too loud?

You need to use your Endor voices.

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a...

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?


How does a baby Wookie get around?


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