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Ewoks Jokes

Why don't Ewoks yell inside?

Because they use their Endor voices!

Ewoks aren’t meant outside

They are Endor pets

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Do Ewoks shit in the woods?

No, they have Endor plumbing

Why doesn't Darth Vader like to eat Ewoks?

He thinks they're a little Chewie.

Why dont Ewoks ever get in trouble for yelling?

Because they use their Endor voice!

What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation?

An Endor Pool!

What did the teacher tell the Ewoks who were talking too loud?

You need to use your Endor voices.

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a...

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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