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Patella Jokes

I accidentally spilled a coconut milk based curry on my patella, but just a small amount.

It was only a Thai knee issue.

What do you call a guy with a toe on his patella?

Tony

What's another name for a prosthetic patella?

Faux-knee

A girlfriend wanted to clue in her boyfriend that she's in the mood~~

Knowing that he's a fan of quizzes and riddles, she proposes this set of questions:

1. What unit of verse has a short syllable followed by a long one?
2. What's the comfiest place to watch TV?
3. What do you call a monarch of old?
4. Of what is the *Shofar* made?
5. What does the...

Remember the Alamo!!

During that battle, the guy in charge of the whole thing put his wife on the battle line. She was shot by the enemy, shattered her patella, and had to be removed from the front line. After the fighting was over, she divorced her husband, and … sued for Alamo knee.

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