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I accidentally spilled a coconut milk based curry on my patella, but just a small amount.

It was only a Thai knee issue.

Did you hear about the guy who knocked himself out when he face-planted with his patella?

No? Guess it was on a knees-to-nose basis.

What do you call a guy with a toe on his patella?

Tony

What's another name for a prosthetic patella?

Faux-knee

I had my leg x-rayed today.

The doctor told me "your patella measures 2.54 cm"

By surprise I said "Inch high knees?"

The doctor replied "披萨卷披萨卷2.54披萨卷"

Remember the Alamo!!

During that battle, the guy in charge of the whole thing put his wife on the battle line. She was shot by the enemy, shattered her patella, and had to be removed from the front line. After the fighting was over, she divorced her husband, and … sued for Alamo knee.

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