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Hair Loss Jokes

Hair loss competition

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I recently entered a competition to see who gained the most weight and lost the most hair," he tells the bartender. "What the heck? Why?" the bartender asks. "Oh, they didn't call it that," the guy replies. "It was advertised as 'high school class reunion,'...

I just opened a wig shop for vengeful mad scientists and evil geniuses experiencing hair loss.

It's called "There'll be hell toupe".

My girlfriend and I are fighting over my recent hair loss...

I really hope it's just a rough patch

Worried about hair loss? Just draw little rabbits on your head.

From a distance they'll look like hares.

If Will Smiths wife doesn't like alopecia jokes.

It's hair loss

Gf left me

My girlfriend left me because I have Alopecia.......

Nevermind, Hair loss

What's the opposite of a Baldwin?

Hair loss.

My wife is leaving me because I'm going bald.

I'm not bothered though, it's hair loss.

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My cousin is a super hairy dude,

We used to nickname him Cousin "It" affectionately.

I remember chatting to him in our freshmen year trying to figure out what our dreams and aspirations were. Cousin It was a weird dude, he didn't really fit in most circles! He was always super quiet and didn't stand out much.
He was hell...

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