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H202 Jokes

Chemistry Joke

2 Chemists walk into a bar one asked for some H20 so the bartender gets him some water the other asked for some H202 he dies

Science Joke

Two guys walk into a bar and sit down, the bartender asks the first guy what he wants, he says "I'll have some H20." The bartender asks the second guy what he wants and he says, "I'll have some H202". The second guy dies.

Three atoms, hydrogen, helium, and oxygen walk into a bar.

They go up to the bartender, Germanium, and start to order their drinks, but soon realise they are short on cash.

Hydrogen says to Germanium, "Hey man, we've had a long week, bonding is hard. If we can make you laugh, can we drink for free tonight?"

Germanium thinks about it for a min...

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