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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Two scientists walk into a bar.

"I'll have your finest aged H2O2.", says the first.

"I'll have the same H2O2, too.", says the second.



The bartender served them both water because he paid attention in chemistry class and understood the decomposition process of hydrogen peroxide.

Two men walked into a bar...

....The first man said “Can I have some H2O please.” The second man said “I’ll have some H2O2 please.”

The second man died.

Edit: It’s a chemistry joke.

Edit 2: H2O2 is hydrogen dioxide and kills you even though your body produces it for no reason and then produces an enzyme t...

Billy was a chemist’s son.

Billy is no more.

What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Jimmy was Billy’s friend.

Jimmy’s dead too.

What he thought was H2O was H2O2.

Two scientists walk into a bar

One says I’ll have “H2O”

The one on the right says “I’ll have H2O too”

The bartender says ok, and hands them their water.

30 seconds later and the scientist fall on the floor

“What happened “ a scientist says
“ oops I gave him H2O2”

I know it’s bad but my scien...

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Two men walk into a bar on r/Jokes

The first guy says to the bartender: "I'll have some H20 please."

Without giving the bartender time to respond, the second man says: "I'll have H2O2 please."

To which the bartender replied: "Can you guys fuck off? This is the millionth time I heard this one."

A chemist and his friend go to lunch. When asked what they want to drink,the chemist says, "I'll have some H2O." His friend says "I'll have some H2O too"

When they get their drinks, they both are fine because the waiter is a sensible person who is able to distinguish the difference between the chemical compound H2O2, hydrogen peroxide, and asking to have water, like his friend.

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Two gentlemen walk into a bar and sit down. The first man asks the bartender for some "H2O."

The second man, nodding in agreement says, "I'll have some H2O too."

The bartender quickly gets their drinks together and sets it down in front of them. The first man takes a sip of water and comments how refreshing that was.

The second man pulls out a knife and stabs the first man a b...

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