What do you call a pig that is cold and growling?

A Ham-Brrr-Grrr.

I made this joke when I was 11. I remember being super proud lol.

What did they call the conflict between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr?

The Ham-Burr-Grrr.

I'm not even sorry.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby

And the bus driver says: “Ew, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”

So the woman walks to the back of the bus.

“Grrr, the bus driver just insulted me” said the woman.

The man next to her says “ You go tell him off, I’ll hold your monkey.”

What does a lion eat in the snow?


I make a living by sending my talking dog out to the streets to beg for change.

Today, he's come home empty handed. I asked why, but all he says is, "ruff ruff, grrrRRrRrrrr".

I don't get it, he was talking when I sent him out this morning and now he makes no cents.

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