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Two newlyweds had been saving themselves for marriage

So there was some nervousness as they undressed each other in the honeymoon suite. As the husband removes his shoes and socks, his wife can't help but notice he has horribly disfigured feet.

Naturally he sees her noticing and explains, "When I was a young boy, I had a horrible case of Toeria...

But what is Vsauce?

You are in a room with Michael.

Michael is staring into your eyes.

His lips part.

He speaks the sweet, golden words.

"But... what are, eyes?"

His head tilts slightly downwards, and to the left.

His eyebrow raises slightly.

He gestures with his hands.<...

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The year: 2029. A brilliant scientist is constructing the first sentient artificial intelligence.

He's working out of his garage in San Francisco, living on charitable donations from his worried friends. He dropped out of college when he realized he could change the world β€” there's no going back; his life is dedicated to this project. At first, he is met with failure upon failure. But then, he r...

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