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Greenpeace Jokes

"Sorry Moses, but you can't join Greenpeace..."

"...We're a non-prophet organization."

Greenpeace have come up with a new name for shrimp hunting, claiming it's the same as mass murder.

They're calling it columbrine

Yo mama's so fat

when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace shows up to try and drag her back into the ocean.

Yo momma so fat...

When she's tanning at the beach, Greenpeace comes with 3 busses to pull her back in the water...

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