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Anxieties Jokes

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For class today, I brought in a drug addict to show kids the adverse effects of drugs.

This man was a real mess. He would use coffee as a stimulant throughout the day, alcohol to alleviate his anxieties, sweets for his depression, TikTok to get dopamine hits, and shitty TV at night to mindlessly pacify him.

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because six realized that it is a number, which brought on anxieties that numbers haven't previously faced.

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