Going To The Bathroom Jokes - 18 Hilarious Going To The Bathroom Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom

Because the P is silent!!

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What sound does a robot make when going to the bathroom?

*pee-poop*
*pee-poop*

A woman explains to her doctor her recent issues with going to the bathroom.

I’ve had horrible constipation,” she explains.

“I haven’t been able to go for weeks.”

“Are you doing anything for it?” the doctor asks.

“Well, I’ll force myself to sit on the toilet for a half hour in the morning and a half hour before bed.”

“No, I meant are you taking a...

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Going to the bathroom for a poop is a lot like going to the office

You're always rushing to it and coming out looking relieved. People think you're doing the job in there right now but you're actually browsing reddit because you did the job 20 minutes ago. The job actually takes only about a minute but the paperwork adds up. This is not a shitpost.

You are european when going to the bathroom and european when you leave the bathroom. What are you whilst in the bathroom?

You're peeing

Why do pirates get angry after going to the bathroom?

Without their P they're irate

What do you call going to the bathroom at Midnight?

Shhhhhhhhitting

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Going to be going to the bathroom at 11:59pm...

A minute later... same shit, different year.

LPT: Turn the kettle on before going to the bathroom for #2.

Now you have something interesting to listen to while you play on your phone for the next 30 minutes.

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What do you call someone going to the bathroom?

A Turdle.

From the mind of my 9 year old daughter.

You probably already know the one about pterodactyls not making noise going to the bathroom, cause the p is silent....

That just means urine on the joke.

I recently had surgery on both of my hands and my doctor was concerned that I would need help going to the bathroom.

Fortunately, I can hold my own.

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So I’m going to the bathroom on my work break

I end up taking a shit that’s easily over a foot.

My coworker was really impressed until he looked down at his shoe.

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Tried going to the bathroom without my phone

Shit was boring

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I saw Jesus going to the bathroom today.

Holy shit.

Why do male basketball players have a problem going to the bathroom?

Because they just can't stop dribbling.

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Was at the zoo and witnessed a monkey going to the bathroom.

That shit was bananas.

If you’re Russian when you’re going to the bathroom, Finnish when you get out, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European.

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